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Once there was an egg and a bacon. The egg and the bacon were always cold since they were always in the refrigerator, so they never felt any warmth in their hearts. One day when the eggs were playing hopscotch and the bacon were playing jump rope someone pulled the egg and the bacon with a few of their friends out and put the eggs in hot water. The person put the bacon on a plate and put them in the microwave. After they were cooked the person took them out and cracked the eggs shells. Then they put them on a table and they were grabbed. The bacon and the egg never felt dread like they did when they saw their friends get chewed up into pieces. And then they saw hands grabbing at them and they wanted to run but couldn't. Just before they got eaten, they saw the blueberry babies getting taken out and put on the table. The people put the egg and bacon down immediately and grabbed as many blueberry babies as they could hold, and shoved them into their mouths. The egg and the bacon tried to escape and just as they had jumped off the table the people tried to grab them.
The mother cried out "your bacon and egg fell, now we have to throw them away."